OUCH

I would train for this, but I have a feeling my boobs would get in the way...

i also enjoyed the ads that came up during this video. especially the one for south jersey fitness.
im sorry, but all the guido hair gel would create one slick gymnastics pole...

oh.em.gee

so i haven't posted in a month.
sorry to my hundreds and hundreds of dedicated followers for not giving you all the pleasure
of my humor and wit for such a span of time indecent for any professional blogger
(this, of course, is sarcasm)

i have an issue. im getting right to the point.
STOP JUDGING ME AND RIDICULING ME FOR LIVING MY LIFE HOW I WANT!!!!

woo, now that that's out of the way, let me delve deeper into the specifics.

i was 17 when my first friend had a baby. i was 18 when my first friend got married.
i went to college and i drank beer and did awesome stuff.
i was ridiculed by said friend with baby because i was
"unwilling to go out of my way to plan get-togethers around her schedule
because its not like i had a real job and a family"
WOW. YEP. this is the shit i had to deal with. and am still dealing with.

here's what it comes down to. i like my freedom.
i like/love/am-not-willing-to-give-up my ability
to pick up my life for a week and take an RV trip to Alabama for a Penn State football game.
I am not willing to give up the ability to go to Las Vegas for 6 days.
I am not willing to give up the ability to drop 1100 dollars on a big screen TV.
I am not willing to give up the ability to drop a grand on 8 weeks worth of summer concert tours.

NO! I wont do it. I wont be made to feel guilty that I can.
Stop ridiculing me. Stop judging me.
I didn't judge you when you decided to have children as a teenager.
I didnt judge you when you decided to start a family in your early 20s.
Chances are, I was one of the first to hold your child.
Chances are, I was in or at your wedding.

Let me have me freedom.
Let me spend every other weekend at Penn State football games.
Let me live for my weekends.
Let me do whatever I damn well please.
Because I can.
Because I chose to.
Because when you made your choices, I was there to support you
and just because I didn't give up my freedoms to do the same,
does not make you any better than me and it does not make me any less of a human being.
Enjoy your kids! Enjoy your marriage!
I am and always will be happy for you.
But by God, let me enjoy my life.
My life.
The one that I want.
The one that is not any better or worse than yours.
It's mine and it's what makes me happy!
Do not try to make me feel guilty because i don't want a ring on my finger or a baby monitor by my bed.

We make our own choices. Live with yours and I'll live with mine.

mean people suck? no, not as much as stupid ones...

I had a lot more planned for tonight but alas, my bio-statistics has taken advantage of me for far too many hours and i am left with this one thought...

if i ever get my hands on those stupid dirty skanks from 'The Real Housewives of ______ (enter sleazy town name here)' they'll all need new kneecaps.

the end.

Day Off? I Think So

so cool

i called out of work today. i was up with a migraine for 4 hours and thought to myself..."you're totally not making it through a 13 hour day...thank god for sick time"

some schoolwork...check
apple cinnamon cheerios...check
watch harry potter and the half blood prince...check
re-read for the 4th time harry potter and the deathly hallows...check

ps. im a nerd.


you can find me in my bed all night. and im okay with it

my summer jam

you cannot be in a bad mood after listening to this song...

...after all, isnt that what music is all about...

next time, maybe, ill be bulletproof


xoxo the brits

passive aggressive...

thanks funny guys

passive aggressive? more like, immature and no balls. say what you mean. and i mean say it. don't write a snide little note to someone or put something on facebook like a complete twit. "thanks for emptying the dishwasher! ill be sure to repay you next time"... or something equally as lame.

if you couldnt tell, one thing i absolutely despise is passive aggressive behavior. its childish and if you are ever passive aggressive with me, you damn well better believe im calling you out on it and you won't like it.

so take a few tips from this hilarious, yet infuriating (infuriating because these stupid ass people actually exist) website. have a laugh, or two, or two hundred, but please please please, learn something...

some of my faves:

they learn young

nothing like passive aggressive crescendo

NCAA disheveled

If you know me then you know the one thing i love most in the world is college football (WE ARE...PENN STATE)


from y'all

NCAA football is in SHAMBLES right now

bahahahahahaha (i despise USC)


and from y'all

yo pete, you can kiss that trophy goodbye...

Bottom line: don't cheat. you'll be found out and even Kim Kardashian will think you're dumb